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Post by Lillian Vanderdark on Apr 7, 2008 22:52:05 GMT -5
Adam and I had an idea about that, seeing as how both of our fairly nice laptops were ruined last week when our basement flooded. GPS trackers could easily be placed inside the shells of them and we would be willing to leave them out where they could get stolen at the morgue. The all we have to do is pull up the trackers on our new laptops and call the cops. I dunno, just a thought.
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Post by Rune Morose on Apr 7, 2008 23:02:02 GMT -5
Thieving fucks. What happened to the good old days of public executions and humiliation? And, while we're at it, impalement?
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Post by cak666 on Apr 7, 2008 23:22:44 GMT -5
What about the stonings?
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Post by Lillian Vanderdark on Apr 7, 2008 23:40:15 GMT -5
I like the idea of impaling them, personally. With a red or white hot poker so that it cauterizes the wound first so they don't bleed out, just suffer.
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Post by mirrorgirljen on Apr 8, 2008 16:07:17 GMT -5
Ooooooo. Impaling and cauterizing.
That sounds fun!
When are we doing this?
I wanna impale someone.
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nipahem
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Post by nipahem on Apr 8, 2008 16:47:30 GMT -5
I like the idea of tying each limb to a seperate horse and galloping off into different directions.
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Post by jared on Apr 9, 2008 9:24:20 GMT -5
But that's how mel gibson died in brave heart. . .so now that's kinda a noble way to die. . . . .I agree with impaling cause nothing says party like a stealing bastards head on a stick!!
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Post by generalmonster on Apr 9, 2008 14:14:00 GMT -5
I know we are in Kentucky horse country but where are we going to get four horses? and then where are we going to do this? Not trying to be a buzz kill, I just think about the different problems. What we could do now that we have a basement with utility room and drain is take them there play some music really loud and deal with them over time.
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Post by Lillian Vanderdark on Apr 9, 2008 14:16:30 GMT -5
I have a friend with cows! His cows like to hump things...could be interesting is all I'm saying.
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Post by Pongo on Apr 9, 2008 15:48:45 GMT -5
Hahahah I <3 you jared. KWD!!!!
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Post by Pongo on Apr 9, 2008 15:51:08 GMT -5
Here's what I think.
I'll bust the ninja gear out ( and yes, I have the full gi) including the swords. I'll hide in the dumpster during the next meeting. And once someone comes near a vehicle, I'll bust a crossbow in their ass and grab the katana and it shall rain blood. ^_^
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nipahem
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Post by nipahem on Apr 9, 2008 16:25:42 GMT -5
Well if you dislike my last idea we could always cut open their stomach, tie a piece of their intestines to a pole or tree and make them walk around said object until they die of unraveled innards. It is said the victem won't die until the actual stomach hits the floor.
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Post by Rune Morose on Apr 9, 2008 16:44:12 GMT -5
Or until he bleeds out.
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Post by mirrorgirljen on Apr 9, 2008 18:22:14 GMT -5
Well if you dislike my last idea we could always cut open their stomach, tie a piece of their intestines to a pole or tree and make them walk around said object until they die of unraveled innards. It is said the victem won't die until the actual stomach hits the floor. Oh now that is just brutal... I love it! How does one MAKE them walk around the pole or the tree tho?
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Post by thegrudgegirl on Apr 15, 2008 0:21:13 GMT -5
Holy crap, that blows balls. I like the torture ideas though. We could always skin bits of them, then wrap them in barbed wire and hang them crusifix style as a decoration in the morgue.
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